Alchemy Chaos
Embrace the hilariously futile with our "Alchemy: Mostly Hope, Partly Chaos" t-shirt. This darkly humorous, stylized illustration captures a medieval alchemist’s earnest, yet comically failed, attempt to transmute a rubber duck into shimmering gold. Surrounded by bubbling vials and arcane symbols, the defiant yellow duck remains stubbornly itself, a testament to the unpredictable nature of experimentation.
Rendered in a bold comic book style with exaggerated expressions and sharp, pixel-perfect edges, the design features a grungy, distressed gothic font integrated into a bubbling potion. Crafted from our high-quality, durable fabric, this tee is as resilient as our alchemist's hope. It’s the perfect wear for anyone who understands that sometimes, the greatest discoveries are made in the pursuit of the absurd. Show off your blend of ambition and good-natured chaos!
S to 2XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 2XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting.
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| Measurement Type | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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