Hoodie, Boredom
Step into the most tedious afterlife imaginable with this delightfully absurd paranormal piece. We’ve captured the existential dread of bureaucracy—even for the dead! Our classic 1950s suburban ghost isn't haunting; it's managing appointments, standing next to a cheerfully pristine picket fence looking utterly unenthused, clutching a briefcase overflowing with spectral paperwork.
The central, aggressive declaration—"I'M HERE FOR THE APPOINTMENT"—is slapped across its translucent form in a bold, crooked vintage sign-painter font, screaming mid-century corporate annoyance. The design masterfully contrasts hyper-detailed spectral fading with flat, vector color blocking, all set against a shocking, high-contrast magenta background. Crafted from premium, breathable fabric, this shirt ensures you stay comfortable while delivering maximum comedic punch. It's the perfect uniform for anyone who finds their daily tasks feel like dealing with an eternity of paperwork.
S to 2XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 2XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting.
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| Measurement Type | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You Might Like
Our recommendations for you
