Hoodie, Paximus
Step into the bizarre intersection where the legions meet modern corporate malaise. This design features a stoic Roman Centurion, clad in meticulously detailed lorica segmentata armor, standing rigid amidst the sterile white of a contemporary office. Instead of a gladius, he clutches a brightly colored stress ball—the only weapon against endless meetings. His expression captures the profound existential boredom of centuries past colliding with today's spreadsheets.
Dominating the composition across his chest plate in a bold, straight line is the proclamation: "SENATUS POPULUSQUE STRESS BALL," rendered in deep crimson with a sharp gold outline, perfectly echoing classical Roman inscriptions adapted for modern absurdity. Against the vibrant, attention-grabbing magenta background, the metallic textures of the armor truly shine. Constructed with high-quality fabric, this shirt ensures the intricate details and powerful juxtaposition remain crisp, wash after wash. It’s perfect for the leader, the manager, or anyone who feels their ancient discipline is best applied to surviving quarterly reports.
S to 2XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 2XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting.
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| Measurement Type | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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