Hoodie, Regretrex
We capture the hilarious tension between epic history and awkward domesticity in this surreal T-Rex masterpiece. Imagine a stoic, cartoon Tyrannosaurus, a symbol of raw, prehistoric power, utterly absorbed in examining a tiny, potted succulent through massive, 1950s cat-eye glasses. It’s the ultimate visual gag contrasting ancient might with modern, mundane care. The message, "I Regret Nothing," rendered in bold neon pink with a stark black outline beneath those comically small hands, declares a proud defiance, even while nursing a small houseplant.
The sharp juxtaposition is heightened by the supporting text, "But This Is Close," whispered in elegant white serif font near the succulent. Isolated on a vibrant, electric cyan background, every pixel-perfect detail—from the T-Rex’s texture to the magnifying glass’s reflection—pops. Crafted on our premium, high-quality fabric, this garment ensures supreme comfort while its ultra-sharp design remains flawless. This is the perfect piece for the scientifically-minded, the slightly regretful, and anyone who finds profound meaning in the absurd details of everyday life.
S to 2XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 2XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting.
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| Measurement Type | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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