Hoodie, Fathomist
Step into the delightfully peculiar world of Dark Academia gone wonderfully wrong. This design centers on a terrified yet fiercely determined cartoon anglerfish, complete with tiny spectacles and a ridiculously ill-fitting tweed blazer, trapped within a cracked glass terrarium. Illuminated only by its own faint, flickering bioluminescent lure, this scene perfectly embodies the humorous struggle of specialized knowledge in the face of chaos.
The central message, curved below the desk surface like an official label, reads: "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FUNGUS." This bold, white serif text, set against the mahogany desk with a subtle dark green shadow, provides the punchline to the floating antique instruments. We meticulously rendered every detail—from the cracked glass to the anglerfish's anxious eyes—using ultra-sharp, pixel-perfect edges, ensuring maximum impact against the brilliant yellow background. Made with high-quality fabric, this piece is perfect for academics, amateur mycologists, or anyone who finds themselves unexpectedly embroiled in the paranormal while seeking only niche knowledge. Embrace the absurdity!
S to 2XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 2XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting.
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| Measurement Type | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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