Tank Top, FURNISH
Welcome to the afterlife's most frustrating department: the Paranormal Processing Unit! We’ve captured the essence of bureaucratic dread, even beyond the veil, featuring a cartoonishly terrified Victorian ghost desperately trying to meet a deadline. This impeccably dressed specter, complete with a monocle, wrestles with a sparking, ectoplasm-spewing 1950s typewriter surrounded by mountainous piles of floating paperwork.
The central message, starkly rendered in bold, military stencil font against the pure bright yellow background, shouts, “I NEED THIS SIGNED BY MONDAY!”—a phrase instantly relatable to anyone facing an overwhelming workload. The ghostly chaos is perfectly isolated with sharp vector edges, contrasting beautifully with the pale green serif text of the supporting title. This design is perfect for those who understand that the afterlife is just as demanding as the living world. Wear this on our premium, durable fabric; the ultra-sharp printing guarantees that the intense contrast and ghostly details remain vivid, offering a humorous, high-quality statement piece for any demanding schedule.
S to 2XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 2XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting.
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| Measurement Type | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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