Tank Top, GRUNTLE
Welcome to the ultimate statement against unmet expectations: the "Dust Bowl" Astronaut. We channeled the frustration of grand cosmic visions crashing into Martian reality, resulting in this hilariously grumpy, heavily armed explorer planting a sad, wilting houseplant. This design is a rebellion against over-promising—a visual groan from the red planet.
The scene pops with vibrant contrast, set against an electrifying pure yellow (#FFFF00) background, typical of intense 90s extreme graphics. The astronaut’s sharp, vector-edged suit contrasts starkly with the muted oranges and deep reds of the desolate surface. Across the boot-print-warped foreground, the distressed stencil reads: "I Asked For A Moon Base Not This Dust Bowl." Reflected in that single visor is the vast, uncaring cosmos. Made from our high-quality fabric with razor-sharp, non-aliased printing, this piece offers incredible comfort while broadcasting your commitment to demanding better—even if you're stuck on Mars. It’s for the adventurer who refuses to settle for less.
S to 2XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 2XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting.
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions.
| Measurement Type | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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